Conversations to remember

 Conversation #1  (a.k.a. Instructions for Staying Healthy)

A few weeks ago, Juliana started getting the sniffles and was concerned about catching a cold.

Juliana: Momma, can you tell me how to stay healthy?

Mom: Well, first off, you need to dri...

J: No... I need you to write down the 'structions.

M: The instructions?

J: Yes (pointing to some paper on the table).

M: Alright.  (writing as I speak)  First, you need to drink a lot of water.
 Second, you need to get a lot of rest and sleep
Third, Listen to what your Mommy and Daddy say...

(Jonah walks through the room at this point)
Jonah (JT):... And Jonah!  Listen to Jonah, too! And be Awesome!

J: And cool!  Be cool and awesome!

So, to recap...

1) Drink a lot of water
2) Get a lot of rest and sleep
3) Listen to Mommy and Daddy (and Jonah)
4) Be cool and awesome


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Conversation #2

Juliana has a very active imagination and loves to pretend.  One of her favorite things is to turn her bedroom into a restaurant where she stands on her bed and takes your order.  Last week, she decided it would be "Juliana's McDonald's".

Juliana: Juliana's McDonald's Restaurant is now open!  Who is my next customer?

Mom (walking into the room): Can I have an apple pie?

J: No, you need to eat something healthy first.

M:  Hmm... you're right.  I'll have a salad.

J: Okay, here you go.  (louder) Who is my next customer?

Dad: (from other room) Hold on, I'm a little busy.

M: Daddy will have a Filet-o-Fish sandwich.

J: Sorry.  All out.

M: (louder) Daddy! I tried ordering you a Filet-o-Fish, but they're all out.

D: Do you have any fried mackerel?

J: Yes, but only five. How many do you want?

D: I'll take all five.

J: No, just one each.

D: Well, if I can only have one, then I want anchovies on top.

J: Sorry, we are all out of anchovies.

D: Do you have any day-old shrimp?

J: Yep.

D: I'll have that, then.


What does your McDonald's serve?  I bet it doesn't have fried mackerel and day-old shrimp.